genevieveclare:

5 Year-Old Savannah Calls 911

This is one of the most darling things I have ever heard.

Yeah, I cried watching this. I also laughed.

Things I Can Not Afford

kiamatthews:

Moral dilemmas re: eggs.

I spent a good 7 minutes deciding which kind of organic brown eggs I wanted - the cage-free or the omega-3, humanely raised or the some other kind-sounding description. I got the cage-free. Then I realized I spent 4 damn dollars on a carton of eggs. Man, FUCK CHICKENS! Cage ‘em up. Pump ‘em with antibiotics. What. Ever. Just get me a reasonably priced carton of eggs.

Edit: Jesus Harry Hamlin Christ, before any more dumb babbies unfollow me, let me state that I am fully aware that organic, humanely raised food comes at a premium. Which I paid. For fuck’s sake.

This is one of those times I miss farm living with my grandparents. We’d just go to the chicken coop and get us some eggs. Yum.

"Facebook’s coming at it from a corporate position. It’s basically like AOL in 1997 — everything is there and there’s no need to go anywhere else. I don’t know if they’re even considering what users want anymore. It’s all about how to maximize revenue and all that crap. It’s wanting to be everything to everybody possible so they won’t have to go anywhere else."

— Mat Haughey, founder of Metafilter (via jennydeluxe)

Co-sign. Who cares if you make email inside facebook? How bout I don’t go to your stinking message inbox now because it’s a poor user experience? Not to mention, I wouldn’t TRUST my email inside FB due to all your shady handling of privacy issues. It’s as if Facebook has no self awareness.

swirlspice:

tbridge:

chartier:

Sarah Palin needed notes for pre-screened questions at a Tea Party Convention; complex notes like “Energy,” “budget tax cut,” and “lift Americans’ spirits.” Energy, people. She wrote “energy” on her hand.

Forget running this country or any kind of administrative office. I wouldn’t trust Palin to get my next McDonald’s order right.

via thedailywhat

Ladies and Gentlemen, the leader of the fucking useless republican party.

I don’t even know what to say. Not that it needs words.

fuckyeahprettynails:

kim kardashian’s minx nails

from her twitter “Check out my gold Minx nails! They spell BUSH w a #25 on my thumbs!”

I know all Black women are supposed to hate this couple (?) but I think they’re cute. Awww.

fuckyeahblackmen:

okayplayer:

thedailywhat:

Photo of the Day: Class act ?uestlove hugs it out with NBC cafeteria chef Leslie Calhoun. Earlier this week, a twitpic posted by Questo of the cafeteria’s special Black History Month menu caused a stir for its perceived racial overtones.

“just so yall dont think that im all talk,” ?uestlove tweeted. “i presented leslie in our kitchen with flowers and an extremely sizable gift certificate spa treatment with the works (enough to make my assistant go “WTF?!?!” who is more stressed out over your mess than me?!”)”

[@questlove.]

aw!

yeezy:

regularanomoly:

Complex’s most anticipated albums!!

My number 1

#2: Kanye West TBD

RELEASE DATE? 3rd Quarter
PRODUCERS/COLLABORATORS: Kid Cudi, Consequence, Common, Mr. Hudson, Drake, No I.D., Tony Williams
WHAT WE KNOW: Rap! That’s what we expect from Kanye’s much-anticipated follow up to 808s & Heartbreak. If his last LP embodied the emotional rollercoaster he went through in ‘07 and ‘08, it seems likely his forthcoming effort will address his chaffing discomfort with the mainstream (yeah, you MTV.) with aggressive and dangerous RAP! Never a slouch on the mic, since 808s release ‘Ye has made a pointed effort to blaze all of his cameo verses, so we’re expecting some very forcused, very articulate vitriole on a variety of topics, along with his usual memorable one-liners, etc… Recorded mostly in Hawaii (so far), it seems ‘Ye has surrounded himself and all of his key collaborators (Kid Cudi, Consequence, Common, Mr. Hudson, Drake, No I.D., and Tony Williams) in seclusion. There haven’t been indicators of where ‘Ye’s taking the beats these days, but each of his albums has been one-half departure, one-half evolution, so we’re imagining tracks in the vein of 808s with a decidedly more aggressive, hip hop edge.

I can’t wait!! 3rd Quarter seems so far from now :(

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5oh7:

Eartha Kitt at age 25

allthingsalishan:

Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood, a Republican member of the Cabinet, feigns being a blocking back for President Barack Obama as he arrives backstage to meet with GOP House leaders before speaking to their issues conference at the Renaissance Baltimore Harbor Place Hotel in Baltimore, Md., Jan. 29, 2010. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

quorra:inothernews:whitehousephotostream:

I love my President!!

allthingsalishan:

Who dat say they gonna beat dem Saints….

[thedailywhat:image: deadspin.]

I’m not really into NFL Football. But I  do like Reggie Bush (FightOn!).

I hope NOLA wins this Sunday!